YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
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