I hate all girls vehemently.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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