in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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