I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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