Pussy?
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Wat do u mean how?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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