so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
please don't ironically join a cult
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