"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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