drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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