People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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