Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
40s are totally the cure
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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