Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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