I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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