what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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