Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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