just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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