Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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