he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
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