Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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