if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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