i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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