Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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