Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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