Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
So much rum. So many feels.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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