Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Michael Bay diarrhea
it's not cheating when I paid for it
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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