Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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