okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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