So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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