Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
there was a trapeze. enough said
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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