Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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