There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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