would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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