If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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