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Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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