if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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