Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Randomize
