Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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