How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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