belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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