Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Randomize
