But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I understand Curling. That high.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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