You're so nebulous sometimes
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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