her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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