I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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