now i know why i became what i already was.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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