Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
How does one acquire holy water?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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