so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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