I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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