put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I didn't notice because vodka
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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