i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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