don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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