So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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