the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
It's just like the Real World with babies
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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