Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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