then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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