If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
