East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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